What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Does pressing a girls boobs hurt?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”